official blog of steven colbert

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notwifi:

when you have a sub and they try to teach the class

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Aug 20 2014



africandad:

"touch my butt and buy me pizza"

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phobias:

mondays




souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle






toastoat:

"you’re so full of yourself" is such a weird expression like what else would I be full of???? bees??? styrofoam?????




phobias:

mondays




yheg:

tavors:

does anyone have the pic of the japanese girls posing with the word egg on a chalkboard

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taggedbooty:

thanks mom




kois0:

is tesco feeling ok 




memebuscemi:

trekkie1332:

memebuscemi:

the spice girls > the beatles

what the actual fuck

what?? scared to hear the truth??




coolscar:

all new text post TONIGHT, at 8:30/7:30c




latinobussy:

How to play tennis




tibets:

rhetthammersmith:

dog cloud over Manhattan 

we live in a simulation




kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog