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why isnt it more socially acceptable to just scream and scream and scream and scream and never stop screaming






penis-hilton:

YAAAASSS BITCH SPILL THAT TEA












rehoboam:

pimps don’t do homework srry






djsavage:

You know how you hear stories of dogs keeping their owners alive for weeks after having a stroke or running for miles to get help if their owners are hurt in the wild, I accidentally knocked my wheelchair away while sitting on the couch and had to slide across the floor on a cushion before climbing back in, Rico not only didn’t help but howled at me while i was doing it because i wasn’t paying attention to him.






foxnewsofficial:

capnchase:

foxnewsofficial:

what the fuck are you doing to stop global warming right now

turning my ac all the way up too cool off the earth around my house

you’re just the man we’ve been looking for




flo-we-rs:

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage




fagmobs:

precumming:

u have a butthole …… i have a tongue ….. interesting

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