official blog of steven colbert

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perchu:

plasticbagvevo:

perchu:

my nose is cold

put it in the oven

ok




hedgehogfanclub:

Thanks spanky




ultrafunnypictures:

My sister got a microscope for her birthday










kevinguillermo:

when you sneeze in class and nobody says “bless you”

image










jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.




  • Have you ever: 
  •   1. Skipped class?
  •   2. Done drugs?
  •   3. Self harmed?
  •   4. Drank?
  •   5. Shoplifted?
  •   6. Gotten a tattoo?
  •   7. Broken up with someone?
  • What's your favorite: 
  •   8. Show?
  •   9. Movie?
  •   10. Song?
  •   11. Tumblr?
  •   12. Singer/Band?
  •   13. Memory?
  •   14. Book?
  • This or that: 
  •   15. Invisibility or Ability to fly?
  •   16. Cookies or Cake?
  •   17. Twitter or Facebook?
  •   18. Movies or Books?
  •   19. Coke or Sprite?
  •   20. Blind or Deaf?
  •   21. Tea or Coffee?
  • What's your: 
  •   22. Age?
  •   23. Sign?
  •   24. Height?
  •   25. Sexual orientation?
  •   26. Favorite clothes?
  •   27. Religion?
  •   28. Longest relationship?
  • Opinion on: 
  •   29. Gay rights?
  •   30. Second chances?
  •   31. Long distance relationships?
  •   32. Abortion?
  •   33. The death penalty?
  •   34. Marijuana ?
  •   35. Love?
  • Do you: 
  •   36. Believe in ghost?
  •   37. Shower facing the shower head or turned away from it?
  •   38. Sleep with the door opened or closed?
  •   39. Love someone?
  •   40. Still watch cartoons?
  •   41. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
  •   42. Like yourself?




pattomore:

story of my life