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aduhm:

surprisebitch:

ruinedchildhood:

*hits blunt*

bruh…

perhaps because oranges were able to give their name to the color since most oranges are actually orange and not green unlike banana, apple and the rest. if they were green, just in tropical climates where english is not the native language thus they have a different name for it (dalandan in the philippines, cam sành in vietnam, etc.) other languages may have different terms but orange is a universal accepted name for it. (ex. Apfelsine and/or orange in German, etc) and other languages say orange itself. or if not, it derives from the word (ex. une orange in French, naranja in Spanish). and then there is blood orange which is really distinct

Oct 16 2014









mishas-cat-ears:

This is the best thing in my life atm




blowoffs:

who needs good looks when you have a 

image






gah-bby:

It is the year 2037. I am visiting the Grand Canyon with my family. I begin to cry and my children ask why. I say “I’ll never see it the same way Lopez de Cardenas did”





shuttersmiley:

beethreefour:

frankensteinfanclub:

thackarybynx:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

majiinboo:

frankensteinfanclub:

im losing my mind

My white friend’s mom made this exact meal when I spent the night in 10th grade. It felt like chewing on dust

oh

my

god

do poc not eat chicken and vegetables ?

Lmfao look at this comment

I’m so confused because this is a genuine meal in England? is this some inside usa joke i dont get or something

The joke is that ya’ll had the nerve to invade 90% of the earth for spices and then not use a single one.






this man ran one of the most powerful countries on earth for 8 years






ostolero:

charlotteinfinityxx:

ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever

And humans don’t?

absolutely not